deleteyourself.: Top 5 things I learned from my cab driver last night
- When you see a big butt, you have to squeeze it. When you squeeze it, you need to make juice. The juice can be either lemonade, orange, or if it’s a really big butt, grapefruit.
- He has a lot of juice to give, so if a girl is “skinny like a zombie”, she can’t take his juice. He just climbs up…
Interesting