June 2009
May 2009
To the Makers of the Veet Bikini Hair Removal Kit
syntheticpubes:
Thanks to your product, the only things I have succeeded in removing tonight are my self-esteem and several layers of skin cells in what is a sensitive and now very tender area.
I’d especially like to congratulate you on breaking new ground with the quality of your “soothing cucumber follow-up lotion.” I extend to you an invitation to visit my butt crack, which, thanks to your...
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll...”
– (via bravefacari)
“A friend is someone who accepts you for what you are.
A friend is someone who...”
– I don’t know which one of the Peanuts said this, but while sorting out my room I found a piece of paper where I had written this down, probably copied out of a Peanuts book. (via etrangere)
Danger Mouse Releases Blank CD-R To Spite EMI →
artistspaid:
group150732:
DJ Danger Mouse famously fought with EMI over his Beatles/Jay-Z mashup, ‘The Grey Album,’ and now seems to be battling with the label again. Rather than release his latest album and face legal issues with EMI, Techdirt is reporting that Danger Mouse will be selling a blank CD-R along with lots of artwork, and buyers will be responsible for finding the music...
Dicewars flash game in fullscreen →
Great time waster.
Do I have the swine flu? →
(via meltinyourmouth)
to do: breathe in, breathe out
(via reluctantbuddha)
“You have to show violence the way it is. If you don`t show it realistically,...”
– Roman Polanski (via bigfun)
