October 2009
1940's slang.
kendra:
randominternet:
What’s buzzin’, cousin?- How’s it going?
Ducky shincracker- A good dancer
Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy.
Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl.
Greeby- Terrible
Drooly- A cute guy
An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl
Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl
Khaki wacky- Boy crazy
Doll dizzy- Girl crazy
Dead hoofer- A bad...
Glossary of New Weapons Technology →
ledgergermane:
Full spectrum dominance? Directed energy weapons? Hafnium gamma bombs? Find out what they all mean with our comprehensive glossary
25 of the Scariest Science Experiments Ever... →
danhacker:
If you want to be shocked, appalled and fascinated by what real life mad scientists are up to, you really should read this.
Whoa...make sure you haven't had too much coffee... →
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AHHHH!!! My Eyes!!!!
My dad and I discuss the finer points of baseball
Dad: Remember the seven ways to get to first base?
Me: Of course. You put on Dire Straits and get in the back seat...
Dad: Ha ha you know what I mean.
Me: OK fine. Base hit, walk, error, hit by a pitch, dropped third strike, ball lodges in umpire's mask—
Dad: What?
Me: Seriously, I think I read that somewhere.
Dad: How could that possibly happen?
Me: Maybe he's wearing one of those clay Mummenschanz masks.
Dad: You know, I bet that's actually covered in the official rules.
Me: Of course it is. But if a situation like that comes up in a playoff game, you better have someone on the field who's seen it before.
Dad: Yeah, otherwise the ump would have to stop the game and get out his rulebook and look up "Mummenschanz mask, play interference by."
Me: It's in the "Mime and Pageantry" section.
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You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...
davereed:
You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the...
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DJ Hero's full track list revealed →
danhacker:
The complete DJ Hero set list:
2Pac - “All Eyez On Me” vs. The Aranbee Pop Orchestra - “Bittersweet Symphony (Instrumental)”
50 Cent - “Disco Inferno” vs. David Bowie - “Let’s Dance”
50 Cent - “Disco Inferno” vs. InDeep - “Last Night A DJ Saved My Life”
Afrika Bambaataa - “Zulu Nation Throwdown” vs. Freedom Express - “Get Down”
Beastie Boys - “Here’s A Little Somethin’ For Ya”...
merlin:
Vagina - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally “sheath” or “scabbard”) is a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part...