April 2008
“I believe that if people would learn to use LSD’s vision-inducing capability...”
– Albert Hofmann, LSD inventor, RIP - Boing Boing (via suwaowalog)
Fill in the Blank Mother's Day Card
glamorouswhimsy: Dear Mom, I know at times I’ve been [derogatory adjective], called you names like [farm animal], and acted as entitled as [snotty teen celebrity]. Like that time I drank too much [alcoholic beverage] and [bodily function] all over [family pet]. Or when I lied...
“Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC”
– www.geek24.com (via luckystrik3)
“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave...”
– www.geek24.com (via luckystrik3)
The way to a man's heart? Through his left ear →
battlements: Research suggests that declarations of love, jokes, or words of anger are best remembered when they are heard through the left ear, while instructions, directions and non-emotional messages have…
“I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about...”
– Douglas Adams. (via dorkness) (via web-mastered) (via luckystrik3)
“I am pink all over, be careful, it may be contagious.”
– Amanda, my wife, the day after getting dowst(sp) with fake blood.
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams (via topherchris)
“Christianity teaches you to love your enemies. If you love your enemies, what...”
– Marilyn Manson (via affremblequotes)
A Lesson I've Learned
incidentalthinking: If you hit a snake with a weed eater, there is a high probability that the snake will be slung through the air and wrap around your leg. Let me first say that I wasn’t dumb enough to hit a snake with a weed eater on purpose. I didn’t see the snake until it was flying through the air and wrapping around my leg. Thankfully, the impact of the weed eater killed the snake...
“Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.”
– Desmond Morris (via simko)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The... →
(via riotrepublic)
“The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.”
– Alan Saporta (via affremblequotes) (via butterflyeffect)
A Poem About The Internet
kfan: Do not stop to think or edit You must be the first who said it.
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...”
– MARK TWAIN (via onherway)