April 2008
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“I believe that if people would learn to use LSD’s vision-inducing capability...”
– Albert Hofmann, LSD inventor, RIP - Boing Boing (via suwaowalog)
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Fill in the Blank Mother's Day Card
glamorouswhimsy: Dear Mom, I know at times I’ve been [derogatory adjective], called you names like [farm animal], and acted as entitled as [snotty teen celebrity]. Like that time I drank too much [alcoholic beverage] and [bodily function] all over [family pet]. Or when I lied...
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“Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC”
– www.geek24.com (via luckystrik3)
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“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave...”
– www.geek24.com (via luckystrik3)
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The way to a man's heart? Through his left ear  →
battlements: Research suggests that declarations of love, jokes, or words of anger are best remembered when they are heard through the left ear, while instructions, directions and non-emotional messages have…
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“I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about...”
– Douglas Adams. (via dorkness) (via web-mastered) (via luckystrik3)
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“I am pink all over, be careful, it may be contagious.”
– Amanda, my wife, the day after getting dowst(sp) with fake blood.
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams (via topherchris)
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“Christianity teaches you to love your enemies. If you love your enemies, what...”
– Marilyn Manson (via affremblequotes)
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A Lesson I've Learned
incidentalthinking: If you hit a snake with a weed eater, there is a high probability that the snake will be slung through the air and wrap around your leg. Let me first say that I wasn’t dumb enough to hit a snake with a weed eater on purpose. I didn’t see the snake until it was flying through the air and wrapping around my leg. Thankfully, the impact of the weed eater killed the snake...
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“Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.”
– Desmond Morris (via simko)
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The... →
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“The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.”
– Alan Saporta (via affremblequotes) (via butterflyeffect)
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A Poem About The Internet
kfan: Do not stop to think or edit You must be the first who said it.
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“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...”
– MARK TWAIN (via onherway)
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