December 2008
November 2008
How to Cook a Turkey…
getthefuckoutrightnow:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the...
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ericmortensen:
supersonicelectronic:
Hunter S. Thompson on Conan O’Brien
“The only way he’d agree to appear was if I’d meet him on a farm in upstate New York to shoot guns and drink hard liquor.”
This was WAY too great to not reblog. WATCH THIS AND LAUGH!!!
“These are probably the strangest conversations I’ve had in a while.” (probably?)
This is...
“Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
...”
– Lady Bunny Blog: September 2007 (via taizooo) (via waku) (via tadaki) (via abr) (via manfrys) (via tappy) (via getthefuckoutrightnow)
How much do you know about movies from the last 25... →
I got a 76%
meltinyourmouth:
Ugh…I need to watch more movies…I only got a 57%. :(
Einstein's formula finally proven →
chloesanchez:
spdracerx:
E = mc², for real.
It’s now official: Einstein was exactly 103 years ahead of his time.
“When boning someone, you should aim for the kind of boning that you high-five...”
– An actual thought I just had.
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