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fromlazytodedicated:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

+1 for comparing vagina to mouse

fromlazytodedicated:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

+1 for comparing vagina to mouse

(Source: memewhore, via vidyagirl)

Now that logo looks like something else…

Now that logo looks like something else…

seethedivide:

“Today’s weather is excessively violent, with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in for our five day forecast!”

seethedivide:

Today’s weather is excessively violent, with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in for our five day forecast!”

(via vidyagirl)

frankocean:

You win Rick. Haha. Where do I send my donation?

bonaventure-:

"ok we’re at the window. what do you want"
"i want the burger"
"there’s no burger on the menu"
"i want the burger"
"gendo we’re at taco bell" 
"quiero una burger"
"the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up"

bonaventure-:

"ok we’re at the window. what do you want"

"i want the burger"

"there’s no burger on the menu"

"i want the burger"

"gendo we’re at taco bell" 

"quiero una burger"

"the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up"

(via more-suggestive-images)

pocketfulllofbliss:

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

Hahahaha

pocketfulllofbliss:

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

Hahahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via jamielovestosmile)

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

(via onlylolgifs)

perfection7:

Fxie gang cruising around East London

(via fullyfixed)